Audrey is not a people person

My back is still nagging me, but I am able to sleep through it. I have X-Rays scheduled next tuesday. I might bring a spider and see if I can turn myself into Spiderman. The weird hydrocodone trip lasted only about 12 hours, and then I was back on track. The tenticles went away and I now realize that adding an extra shot of espresso to my coffee is not a good idea.

I am slowly becoming metrosexual. I just received a bunch of items from Nancy Boy. Potential dates should not follow that link as it will make me less studly. Pretend like the link goes to a very manly site.

Anyway one of the things I got is this lotion of theirs with a scent called "Sweetgrass". It is not greasy, contains shea butter, and smells like Thai food (ginger & lemon grass?). A great combination.

Particularly worriesome for my masculinity is the fact that all the containers of their products say "Tested on boyfriends, not animals". I am pretending like girlfriends are doing the testing just for my own sanity.

Audrey and Chopper are at the vet today. Audrey had to be sedated a bit. Ever since I fell on her outside the vet's office, she has become more and more hostile towards the vets. Chopper was a bit stressed, but I think it was just an act. Whenever he is let out of his cage, he prowls around the vet office with his tail held high and with lots of murmuring.

Once again they both seem to have ear problems. A little over $100 for tests to check for bacteria and ear mites, ear cleaning, and the sedative. I don't know why they keep having ear problems, I'm thinking about speaking more quietly at home to see what happens.

I've now tested pretty much every canned food at MadCat. It appears that my cats are a lot more finicky than I thought. Who would have thought that Audrey would refuse any form of cat food? But she did. So far the most tasty foods are:

• Wellness (Chicken, Turkey, Chicken and Herring, Turkey and Salmon)
  
• Innova Evo
  
• Merrick
  

They almost refused to eat:

• Felidae
  
• Spot's Stew
  
• Solid Gold
  
• Addiction
  

So there you have it, my official recommendations on cat food. Well, canned cat food that is. I'm still thinking of trying the frozen raw foods. It's only about 10 cents more per day and contains some good stuff, such as yogurt.